Here are a couple of more.
Give your neighbor a minor offense chit for walking across your yard with his base ball cap tilted on the back of his head.
Before you leave your house, sew the all your trouser pockets shut, place your cigarette pack in your socks, your wallet over your trouser waist band and put your drivers license in your left front shirt pocket.
An additional one that was omitted, the cake dryer and lettuce browner in the galley, the galley could not function without them.