I have yet to call you any bad names. But, I am not humorless considering that I have made you resort to profanity in lieu intelligent discourse.
That is funny because humor utilizes vocabulary and intelligent insight.
Based on this sentence, you should try your hand a stand-up comedy.
You want my idea of funny. Abbot and Costello, I love Lucy, Coach, Bill Cosby when he was young, Bob Newhart, Laugh In, Rich Little, Ozzie and Harriet, Leave it to Beaver.
All good clean fun.