The joke going around here is the cops were told to ignore cars veering around on the road. The drunks are driving the cars going straight, oblivious to the strip mines they are running over.
Oh, man, I don’t know where you live, but here (Western New York), the roads are an unqualified disaster. They want to blame the winter, but believe me, Buffalo has had a touch of winter over the years. With all the advancement in road technologies over the years, with all the sand they spread instead of plowing, with all the gas taxes, tolls and registration fees, the roads should be like driving on satin by now.
“The joke going around here is the cops were told to ignore cars veering around on the road. The drunks are driving the cars going straight, oblivious to the strip mines they are running over.”
The same joke is out here in Californicator land.
A younger relative was dodging the pothole in his Californicator county, and he was stopped by a local cop.
The cop said that he was weaving all over the road, and the cop wanted to run a road side sobriety test on him.
He told the cop, that was fine, but he should run one on the cop for not dodging the potholes.
The cop actually grinned and told him to have a nice day and drove off.