Well, I used to have a mullet, so I figure I’m already halfway there.
The mullet contained it. He, and we, were safe because of it’s protection. Now it is unleashed and he is free to use his powers for evil. NEVER ...EVER...cut a mullrt. You could inadvertently destroy the world.
I’m bald but Jason and I share the same surname, so I’m farther along. Algebra was my favorite subject. I took it five times.