[fanfan]

Because it is too hard for them to quote Shakespeare.

And we wouldn't like it if they did. Can you imagine?

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

I’ll take a dog quoting Shakespeare to some of the “yuts” I see on the streets of DC, any day, any time.

PS: My cats can say “out” so clearly you’re waiting for them to say something else, like “dinner”.