I guess he went off half-cocked.
Lorena Bobbitt files for unemployment.
Unexpectedly.
Well this thread isn’t going to end well LOL
Rapper Christ Bearer cuts off his own penis and jumps off building in suicide attempt
Never go off half-cocked (or less)!
Damned performance art, I never understand what they’re trying to express.
Rap music is bad enough to listen to. Imagine spending your life singing that stuff. It would drive you crazy.
Well,this takes performance art to a new and strange level.
Another entry in the “Headlines you know you shouldn’t click on but you have to anyway” list.
So Johnson’s Johnson detached itself somehow from Johnson’s body, runs to the edge of the roof and jumps off in a suicide attempt, and Johnson dives off the roof in a desperate attempt to save his Johnson? Did I get that right?
Nutcase
And leftist too I bet
Did he hava to change his name.....to Andre Johnsonless
So Johnson cut off his johnson??
Johnson dismembers his own "Johnson".........
Or, Johnson severs ties to his "Johnson"........
Or, "Unable to get a full grasp on his Johnson, Johnson severs his ties with his own member"
Guess he’s going to join King Missile.
No way he cut off his johnson and then jumped. A LOT more believable is someone cut off his johnson then threw him off a building.
Wow, how romantic.
Did he yodel on the way down?
Rumor has it that his next album will be.... Yo, who the f*** needs a urinal!
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