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What is your crazy "get in trouble as a kid" story?

Posted on 04/12/2014 6:32:44 PM PDT by MNDude

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To: Yardstick
True story. See, I was always a smartass.

My mom got very upset at me for something or another, and, towering over my 8 year old frame, said, "You son of a bitch."

I pondered that for a second, and replied, "Mom. Let's think about that sentence for a second, shall we?"

I got beat, harder.

141 posted on 04/13/2014 8:07:17 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: MNDude
My friend Derek & I almost burned down Alpine, TX.
Fortunately the wind took the fire the other direction, up a hill.
Trouble was it was the hill with the "SR" (Sull Ross) on it.

It seems to have recovered in the intervening 40 years.


142 posted on 04/13/2014 8:18:38 AM PDT by humblegunner
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To: expat1000

So……are you saying I was not the only dumb ass to do such things?


143 posted on 04/13/2014 8:24:21 AM PDT by Texas Songwriter
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To: Yardstick

These restaurants were identifiable by the price being posted outside in neon numbers, such as Y1500 (I don’t have a yen sign on my keyboard.) But for 1500 yen or whatever the price was, you’d be seated at your own table. Against a wall near the kitchen was grated shelves with diffrent cuts and strips of meat. You just went up with a plate and took out what you wanted to cook. There was a hibachi built into your table and you brought your meat back and put it on the hibachi and grilled everything to your satisfaction. Seasonings were at the table or you could ask for something if it wasn’t there. You could order side dishes as well and delicious Japanese beer.


144 posted on 04/13/2014 8:27:45 AM PDT by rabidralph
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To: Mich Patriot
I was not involved in this one, but about 10 years back on mischief night someone decided to paint the municipal green steel truss bridge on White Bridge road... white. They actually did a fantastic job of it too.

It is a single lane bridge on a very rural road that all the Trentonites that work at the women's prison in Clinton, NJ use as their "shortcut". 5 years ago there were rumblings that the County Engineer wanted to blow 2 million bucks on a new bridge there... which made no sense as it was a very isolated spot, the road took a 90° bend right next to the bridge, and there was an abandoned railroad grade there too... the road was a country road good for 35.

All it really needed was a fresh coat of white paint. The neighbor's used to put up hanging baskets of begonias hanging from the trusses... it was very quaint... peaceful.

Last time I was home I saw they started work on the new bridge. The old structure was gone... and here they are blow MILLIONS in tax revenue when all it needed was 5 gallons of white paint and a couple drunks on mischief night.

Before (click for article):

After (1.1 Million Dollars in grant money was spent):

Actually looks nice... but, still, that was a lot more than a few gallons of paint.

145 posted on 04/13/2014 8:28:00 AM PDT by Rodamala
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To: 21twelve

LOL!


146 posted on 04/13/2014 8:29:39 AM PDT by rabidralph
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To: HMS Surprise

ROTFLMAO!!!

Very good one.


147 posted on 04/13/2014 8:35:59 AM PDT by moehoward
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To: yarddog
Somehow because the brakes pulled to the right, I over corrected enough to pass him on the left.

Wow! Guardian angel at work there.

148 posted on 04/13/2014 8:41:45 AM PDT by St_Thomas_Aquinas ( Isaiah 22:22, Matthew 16:19, Revelation 3:7)
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To: rlmorel

Just click the report abuse button and have the bad one removed. I suffered thru that before you fixed it! lol


149 posted on 04/13/2014 8:47:09 AM PDT by US_MilitaryRules (Tastes like Heaven, Burns like Hell! Mmmmmm. What is it?)
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To: rabidralph

Sounds like a great way to have a meal.


150 posted on 04/13/2014 9:11:34 AM PDT by Yardstick
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To: rlmorel

Isn’t that funny? So totally in character for the Japanese to practice even civil disobedience with careful deference to social order.


151 posted on 04/13/2014 9:25:48 AM PDT by Yardstick
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To: Yardstick

It was! Even going to a regular restaurant was a treat. We sat on the floor at low tables and ate our food.


152 posted on 04/13/2014 10:40:11 AM PDT by rabidralph
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To: MNDude
Our neighborhood was on top of a hill. There was a single road to access it. The street was rather steep and long. At the T intersection, the was a house that was actually on the next road over, they had a large double gate and a short bridge over a drainage ditch that provided street access via the back of their property.

This wasn't a chintzy gate, (hate to think what it would cost in materiel these days), but a large double gate, sturdy, with heavy timber.

Someone in the neighborhood had acquired a massive inner tube from a piece of heavy equipment, it was about 7 or 8 foot tall, extremely heavy, there was about 15 of us teens gathered around.

I came up with the bright idea, "Let's roll this down the street towards that gate." "Yeah !" The crowd shouted with enthusiasm. Ready, set, go ! Perfect, really rolling, straight and true. Right on target.

Kaboom ! A thunderous crash ! Dust, boards and who knows what else went flying up in a cloud.

The owner of the house, a gent with the surname Prinz, came out shouting in a mixture of English and some foreign language.

The 15 or so kids gathered at the top of the hill scattered. The next day as our father was driving us home from school, we passed by the scene of the crime.

He slowed down and I got my first good look at the damage. The gate had been destroyed, wiped out, posts and all, a good 10 feet of fencing taken out as well.

My father says, "Wonder what happened here, did somebody lose their brakes coming down the hill?" I slunk as low as I could and didn't say a word. Now, my father was a policeman in the next town over. A week or so goes by and out of the blue my dad says to me, "I checked with the county sheriff, it wasn't a car crash but some kids rolled a huge inner tube down the street." The tube had burst during the crash. My dad says, "Yeah, the guy's pissed and wants to press charges, you know anything about this?" Gulp.

I don't know if he was expecting an answer or if he knew. I babbled something to the effect, "Kids, huh?" He said something about those kids were lucky some poor sap hadn't turned on to the street when the inner tube was barreling down, because the sheriff would actually have to investigate it where now it's being handled as a prank or mischief.

153 posted on 04/13/2014 10:50:30 AM PDT by csvset
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To: MNDude
At 12 we had figured out a way to “remotely” set of cherry bombs.One day,one of them started a small (very small,in fact) fire.Nobody hurt...no property damage,thank God.But we never expected it,that's for sure.And we never did that again.At 17 we had a class trip to the Shakespeare Theater in Stratford...Connecticut (not Stratford-upon-Avaon).Three of us skipped “Julius Caesar” and hung out on the docks.We dared “Rocket” to dive off the pier into Long Island Sound...and he did.He had to hide in the bus's toilet the whole way home.
154 posted on 04/13/2014 11:09:07 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Stalin Blamed The Kulaks,Obama Blames The Tea Party)
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To: Lazamataz
Was not really destructive, but we lived across the street from a Catholic church asns school for a while. I thought it great fun to sneak over there at night and hoist their trash cans to the top of the flag pole.

Thought they looked grand in the morning.

155 posted on 04/13/2014 11:12:28 AM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: MNDude
Digging back through my olde memories of stuff that would get you jailed now, I remember the chaos we caused launching cherry bombs with our Wham-O slingshots after dark so no one would see us.

Took some nerve and stupidity to let the fuze burn down short to make sure it detonated in the air.

First few did not go off in the air as you might expect burning with a full fuze, and landed who knows where to piss someone off. Not our intent, honest. We wanted the aerial thunder. Looked great at night too. No one knew where it came from or what was going on.

Cops did show up after a while but we were done and done.

156 posted on 04/13/2014 11:30:23 AM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: doorgunner69

So YOU are the one. DHS has been looking for you. I am collecting a sweet, sweet reward for turning you in!


157 posted on 04/13/2014 11:35:53 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz

Well, they did start chaining and padlocking the cans down. No sensayuma.


158 posted on 04/13/2014 11:50:39 AM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: mrs. a; Lazmataz

Not me, but an older brother of a friend; glued, taped and nailed a bunch of crap to a block of wood. Wires, antennas, buttons, lights - whatever. It was his “mom-control device”.

We’re out playing in their front yard and the mom comes out to yell at him (she was nasty) to get back inside to clean his room.

He takes his device, and in his best robot voice says “Mommy - you will clean my room now.” Even 4 years younger than him I knew that was a stupid move.

She grabbed the first thing she could find in the toy-strewn yard - a Wilson tennis racket. Beat him silly with it until the bracket broke.

Years later she ended up in the nuthouse, and the older boy in prison.


159 posted on 04/13/2014 12:13:32 PM PDT by 21twelve (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2185147/posts 2013 is 1933 REBORN)
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To: Texas Songwriter
So……are you saying I was not the only dumb ass to do such things?

For sure. You had lots of company - I suspect even more than people are owning up to, although I was surprised at how many stories involved fires.

160 posted on 04/13/2014 6:27:24 PM PDT by expat1000
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