Dang! The Gear Queers missed a chance to flash-bang the little girl to death.
"The Gear Queers"...first time I've heard that that term. However, it sounds very descriptive of a group of macho men and all their camo and/or black toys and "scary looking weapons".
Well, I just Googled the term. It looks like it is in widespread use.
Learn something new every day.