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To: Armen Hareyan

And whatever you do, don’t exercise.

[Little irony and sarcasm there.]


5 posted on 04/11/2014 3:00:09 PM PDT by familyop (We Baby Boomers are croaking in an avalanche of corruption smelled around the planet.)
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To: familyop
And whatever you do, don’t exercise.
[Little irony and sarcasm there.]

--Walk a couple of miles every day.
--Lift a few weights every day. I keep a five-pound weight next to the sofa for some of the longer intermissions.
--Stretch the big muscles of the body: back, chest, thighs, hips. This will keep the chiropractors unemployed.

THEN learn the TWO best exercises for dealing with food:
1. push aways: pushing away from the table;
2. the head movement which indicates NO, accompanied by the words: No thank you.

OPTIONAL drastic exercise: If it tastes good, spit it out.

9 posted on 04/11/2014 7:44:25 PM PDT by cloudmountain
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