A photon checks into a hotel. The desk clerk says, “Will you need help with your luggage?” The photon replies, “No thanks. I’m traveling light.”
A buzzard boards an airplane with two big road kills, the stewardess says, “sorry sir, only one carrion”.
Heisenberg was stopped by the police doing 85 in a 45 zone. The officer asked, “Do you know how fast you were going??” To which he replied, “Yes, but I don’t know where I am.”