I guess now in all fairness I have to do a Hillbilly/Redneck/Negro/Indian/CamelHumper/etc version.
Good morning, Race Fans! Looks like we have... wait for it... rain in the forecast. Again.
your FR support crew will keep you up to date on race plans as the day progresses.
If you were in the Front Range today, you would be enjoying a wonderfully sunny morning with birds chirping and no sign of rain in the forecast.