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NOT being “Racsis”

Top reasons there are no Mexican’s in NASCAR:

1) Beans fall through the BBQ Grille.

2) They all run from the infield to the fence and climb over it onto the track during the Race thinking it's the I-5 Freeway in Southern California.

3) The Teams keep finding the cars in the Pits with no Tires & rims.

4) They think the Course Workers are INS Undercover Agents.

5) Pace Car comes out with lights on and they all scatter.

6) They keep re-landscaping the Infield.

7) No Donkey Carts permitted in the Infield.

8) Always try to swim across Lake Lloyd at Daytona.

9) Keep trying to build more Grandstands at the Tracks without permits.

10) Drug Mules keep losing Ballast between Tech Inspection and Qualifying run.

11) MS-13 not an approved Sponsor.

251 posted on 04/06/2014 7:01:46 AM PDT by mabarker1 (Please, Somebody Impeach the kenyan!!!!)
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To: mabarker1

I knew it, I knew it.....hehehehehehehehe!


254 posted on 04/06/2014 7:10:26 AM PDT by SgtBob (Freedom is not for the faint of heart. Semper Fi!)
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To: mabarker1
3) The Teams keep finding the cars in the Pits with no Tires & rims.

You need something about low riders.

260 posted on 04/06/2014 7:21:48 AM PDT by ican'tbelieveit
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