[AppyPappy]

Got it. We pay our taxes to support the military so it can protect your freeloading Welfare behind.

[kiryandil]

Sung to the tune of "What Child Is This?"

What Troll is this, who, laid to rest,
On the Troll King's lap is sleeping?
Whom FReepers greet with ignoring sweet,
While Admin Mods watch are keeping?
This, this is AppySappy the Troll,
Whom no-one heeds and readers skip:
Haste, haste to bring him yawns,
The babe, the son of Trolls vexing.