Flagg: “Have you ever heard of the Malaysian Chest Implosion Torture?”
Radar: “No.”
Flagg: “That’s because there’s no such thing ... yet.”
The guidance counselors at his HS should be shot. No way he should have been allowed to apply to all 8 Ivies.. 2-3 at he most. He should have some idea. The admissions dept at the 7 schools he won't choose will next year take it out on applicants from his high school.