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To: Quality_Not_Quantity

That’s a joke.

Jews don’t recognize Jesus
Protestants don’t recognize the pope
Babtists don’t recognize eachother at the liquor store


33 posted on 03/28/2014 10:24:26 AM PDT by Organic Panic
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To: Organic Panic
Babtists don’t recognize eachother at the liquor store

If you go out fishing, always bring two Baptists. If you only bring one he'll drink all of your beer. (told to me by a Baptist)

36 posted on 03/28/2014 10:29:06 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Republican amnesty supporters don't care whether their own homes are called mansions or haciendas.)
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To: Organic Panic
At the First Baptist Bar and Grill
It's the only church in the bible belt that smells like a whisky still
When the sinners finish one more round
We'll have dinner on the ground
And go inside and hell, pray we don't get killed

-Tim Wilson (1961-2014 - RIP)
38 posted on 03/28/2014 10:32:30 AM PDT by arderkrag (An Unreconstructed Georgian, STANDING WITH RAND.)
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To: Organic Panic

That’s a joke.

Jews don’t recognize Jesus
Protestants don’t recognize the pope
Babtists don’t recognize eachother at the liquor store


How do you keep a Baptist from drinking all your beer when you take him fishing?

Take two.


55 posted on 03/28/2014 12:40:46 PM PDT by Peet (The worst form of inequality is to try to make unequal things equal. - Aristotle)
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