The bitch made ‘im do it!
So this guy is getting on an airliner and the guy he’s sitting next to has a black eye. He asks him, “what happened to you”? and the guy says, “well, the girl at the ticket counter was a real babe, built really well, and when she asked me what I wanted, I said a one-way picket to titsburg”. “She acted all offended and hauled off and hit me”.
After telling his story the guy said, “you know, you’re one to talk. You have two black eyes and swollen lip. What happened to you?” The guy who had taken the seat said, “same thing as you......I was at the breakfast table and I meant to ask my wife, Honey please pass me the post toasties, and instead it came out...............you bitch, you’ve ruined my life!!!!”