Posted on 03/20/2014 11:06:24 AM PDT by bkopto
On The Dan Patrick Show on Wednesday, Kobe Bryant said he thought the Lakers were so bad this year that even President Barack Obama could play for them.
Seriously.
Bryant, who is recovering from multiple injuries, said he got a call from the White House's chief of staff to help the White House promote Obamacare and pitched the Healthcare.gov website while reminding Patrick's listeners that they had until March 31 to sign up. When asked if Obama could play for the struggling Lakers, Bryant replied, "Yes, he could, actually."
"I'm not dissing the current roster that we have," he continued before saying that his comments were more of a "sign of respect" for Obama's basketball skills. Patrick compared Obama to Derek Fisher while Bryant said Obama was a left-handed version of the diminutive Michael Adams before settling on Nate "Tiny" Archibald.
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His knees would have never held up to the grind and punishment that would have been thrown at him in soccer.
Ouch. That one's gonna leave a mark.
His sinuses are gonna need an enema after that one.....
I’m just surprised that the NBA and NFL haven’t given Obama championship rings every years since he was elected.
This stuff is NK funny.
Putin just beat the sh-t out of Obama over Crimea.Basketball would be even worse.
I didn't know that fluffer was a position on NBA teams.
I guess basketball is an easy game if ooga booga can make the Lakers. He couldn’t make the laker girls says paula abdul.
What was O’s average in high school? No one has ever said.
Kobe, it’s coming out of your ears....unless you are referring to the cheerleading or water boy squads. Bob
Kobe, you appear stupid with flattery such as that. BO made 2 out of 22 shots last year when showing off to some kids....embarrassing....and you think he can make the Lakers???
Kobe, Kobe, what are you thinking? What are you saying?
What’s Kobe’s Beef?
Why not? Didn’t Nero compete in the ancient Olympics and walk away with every prize?
0 would probably be league MVP.
Does kobe wear kneepads?
OHF is the better film.
This concludes my thread hijacking :D.
Hey, that's nuthin’.
North Korean dictator Kim Jung Ill sank 18 consecutive hole in ones on the most difficult golf course on the planet the very first time he tried golf and was so bored with golf he never played again.
Obama plays golf very chance he gets and has yet to hit a hole in one.
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