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Alleged drunken driver from tree: I’m an owl
Metro Daily News (MA) ^
| 1-9-2014
| Brad Petrishen
Posted on 03/17/2014 10:26:27 AM PDT by Renfield
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To: Renfield
I got so drunk I thought I was a Honey Badger one night, but an old West Texas boy just coming of evening towers convinced me I was a an Armadillo. He made my left ear look like my right foot.
To: Renfield
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posted on
03/17/2014 11:15:07 AM PDT
by
E. Pluribus Unum
(If Barack Hussein Obama entertains a thought that he does not verbalize, is it still a lie?)
To: Renfield
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03/17/2014 11:22:03 AM PDT
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Scutter
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03/17/2014 11:23:27 AM PDT
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Rodamala
To: Renfield; mikrofon; martin_fierro
If the guy self-identifies as an owl, who’s to say he’s wrong? Who? Who?
To: NormsRevenge
If he said he was a woman the reporter would trip over themselves to call him a she. But how intolerant and hateful are they not to give the same benefit to the trans-specied among us!!
:)
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03/17/2014 11:35:05 AM PDT
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GeronL
(Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
To: Renfield
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03/17/2014 11:38:52 AM PDT
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Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
To: TheOldLady; Eaker; humblegunner; TheMom
Activating the infrequently used:
“I’m not a drunk driver hiding in a tree, I’m an owl” ping list.
Note: This is a very low volume ping list.
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posted on
03/17/2014 12:17:40 PM PDT
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thackney
(life is fragile, handle with prayer)
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posted on
03/17/2014 1:04:28 PM PDT
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Eaker
(Sweat dries, blood clots and bones heal so suck it up buttercup.)
To: Renfield
If the thinks he’s an owl that’s not drunk, that’s tripping man!
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03/17/2014 1:08:58 PM PDT
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logic101.net
(How many more children must die on the altar of gun control?)
To: thackney
Thank you for the ping, Mr. Thackney.
To: humblegunner
To: Renfield
He’s an owl in a man’s body. I’m sensing a social justice crusade here.
To: TheOldLady
To: humblegunner
To: Renfield
The cops should have just told the owl in the tree that they were mice and to come get them. That would have saved bring out the cherry picker and chainsaw and paying someone overtime.
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posted on
03/17/2014 2:02:47 PM PDT
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bgill
To: Stormdog
“Did he plead he was an ‘endangered specie’, ?” A sotted owl.
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03/17/2014 4:06:24 PM PDT
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Talisker
(One who commands, must obey.)
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