She is very proud of her ears.
Because big hair is so 80s.
So walkers cannot grab it.
In the mornings she can devote more time to reading the Post-Apocalypse Post.
Having long hair would interfere with her knitting.
Its not short hair, its camouflage. Its French.
No anti-depressants in a zombie apocalypse to treat her OCD.
Shes avoiding the inevitable risk of being mistaken for Michonne.
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I’m trying to remember if it was the Brooks zombie survival guide that said to have short hair - so zombies can’t grab it and bite you.