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To: Ripliancum

The pilot depressurized the cabin killing the occupants, touched down in the ocean, sank the plane. 72 virgins as motive. It’s the simplest explanation.


23 posted on 03/15/2014 7:40:30 PM PDT by rsobin
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To: rsobin
The pilot depressurized the cabin killing the occupants, touched down in the ocean, sank the plane. 72 virgins as motive. It’s the simplest explanation.

LOL, that certainly is not the simplest explanation!

The simplest explanation is that he shoves the stick forward, puts the plane into a dive, and plants it in the water.

33 posted on 03/15/2014 7:48:36 PM PDT by Talisker (One who commands, must obey.)
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To: rsobin
The pilot depressurized the cabin killing the occupants, touched down in the ocean, sank the plane. 72 virgins as motive. It’s the simplest explanation.

Does the pilot have to split the virgins with the passengers?
....wait, that didn't sound right...

44 posted on 03/15/2014 7:56:49 PM PDT by Larry381 ("God is dead." (Nietzsche, 1885) "Nietzsche is dead." (God, 1900))
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