[cripplecreek]

Zombieland rules would work well.

The Double Tap
Beware of Bathrooms
Wear Seat Belts
No Attachments
The “Skillet”
Travel Light
Get a Kick Ass Partner
With your Bare Hands
Don’t Swing Low
Use Your Foot
Bounty Paper Towels
Shake it Off
Always carry a change of underwear
Bowling Ball
Opportunity Knocks
Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
Limber Up
Break it Up
It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
Avoid Strip Clubs
When in doubt Know your way out
Zipplock
Use your thumbs
Shoot First
A little sun screen never hurt anybody
Incoming!
Double-Knot your Shoes
The Buddy System
Pack your stain stick
Check the back seat
Enjoy the little things
Swiss army Knife

[RedMonqey]

Zombieland rules would work well.

Add:

Don't shoot Bill Murray, although he looks like a zombie, he's only painted to look like one. ("Zombies don't mess with other zombies"), ("Suits my lifestyle, you know.")

If you see Eddie Van Halen at the Hollywood Bowl, shot him, he IS a zombie.

And lastly, "Twinkies have an expiration date."