[PA-RIVER]

I’m just trying to spread some good cheer. Get some laighs.

We’re all up tight, waiting for the news to break about our naturaly bisexual president. I could be wrong, maybe he’s into goats.

[Political Junkie Too]

That's understandable. He just got back from a well-deserved vacation in Florida, protecting America's vital interests in Europe.

-PJ