maybe it’s because they couldn’t sell a large enough soda to wash down the grease?
There should be no concern or sorrow expressed here. They are now free from the dreaded “job lock” by Clown Prince nobama. Soon we will see the poetry they are creating, the novels they have written and hear the zither music they are playing. Oh, to be so free... Heaven on earth, I’d say. All praise Clown Prince nobama, the all-seeing and all-knowing.