[mountainlion]

Just gone south for the ice age aka climate change.

[csvset]

Loch Ness Monster? He’s a giant crustacean from the Paleolithic Era. Often seen asking for Tree Fiddy, sometimes disguised as a Girl Scout selling cookies.

[curmudgeonII]

This is the first time in nearly 90 years that such a lengthy lag in sightings has occurred.

Do you think that Nessie went extinct 90 years ago also?

[bert]

He’s dead Gibbs

[colorado tanker]

He stole some tourists haggis and it done him in.