Some gems.
“To NBC, you don’t have to fire me three times, I get the hint, I get the hint!”
“When I started hosting 23 years ago, Marijuana was illegal and you could smoke anywhere you want.”
When I started hosting 23 years ago, Justin Beiber wasn’t born yet. That’s why we call them the good old says.”
“You know what I realized? It’s been over 20 years since I hosted this show and OJ still hasn’t found the killer”
“I really have a good relationship with Letterman. We both realize that people don’t want to turn on late night TV to watch millionaires fighting. That’s what Republican primaries are for.”
“That’s what Republican primaries are for.”
Yeah that is why there are more dim millionaires in office than R’s.
Hey Jay, the millionaires are in the democrat primaries now. Democrats are the millionaires.
Of the top 10 richest members of Congress 7 are demorats.
Interesting chart here: