When I was in high school, I was goofing off in speech class when the teacher, in an attempt to embarrass me, put me in front of the class and told me to give a speech on the sex life of the horny toad. It just so happened that I had a horned toad as a pet, and had read all about them. I gave an impromptu lecture on the little creatures and astonished the teacher.
LOL, good job and good story. They do sound like sweet little things.
LOL Very cute story
Love this story:)
I found one of these in Phoenix once. I let him go after I looked at him a bit, he was cute.
But we did used to see these guys about here and not anymore. Sad.
I love it when you can stick it right back at them like that.
Friend of mine went through FLETC and was in a role-playing exercise interviewing 'immigrants' on a bus. All spoke Spanish- except that the curve that they tried to throw him was that one of them spoke German. My friend grew up in Germany, so he just effortlessly switched to German. A very English 'Ah, s**t' came out of the grader. :-)