Try a Mastador, they are not little dogs being a cross of Mastiff and Labrador, but the Mastiff eliminates the hyperactivity of the Labrador and leaves you with a big cuddly couch potato that is loyal as the day is long(admittedly that goes for all dogs).
If it’s not a bluetick or black and tan coonhound, it’s not a dog :P
All kidding aside, my seven year old wants a Yorkie and now so does the wife. Luckily, I reminded them that I was the CEO of the family, and no further badgering was applied. However, I think there is a conspiracy happening behind my back.
To be continued...