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To: Arrowhead1952

Research scientists

Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch standard 4 pound dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all
traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.

British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and a gun was
sent to the British engineers.

When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens,
blasted through the control console, snapped the engineer’s back-rest in two, and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin, like an arrow shot from a
bow.

The horrified Brits sent NASA the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the U.S. scientists for
suggestions.

NASA responded with a one-line memo —

“Defrost the chicken!” (True Story)

From Arrowhead1952. Thank you, AH!


142 posted on 01/24/2014 12:29:45 PM PST by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady

Thanks for posting that. I am just now getting back on line, but still have a few things to finish outside and it is still just above freezing.


146 posted on 01/24/2014 12:49:29 PM PST by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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