OK. Describe a screwdriver, and tell me how to make one.
Do you realize how silly this, your request, is?
Had you actually understood what I wrote, you wouldn't be asking that question.
Actually, it occurs to me that you tend NOT to ask questions. You make statements, demands....
Which seem to end up as diversions.
WHAT do you want from me?
A classic bar drink made with orange juice and vodka...