They are free...
And with rice, beans and hotsauce, an excellent Cajun meal.
Perhaps you can host a celebrity hunt-&-cook event?
Ted Nugent likes squirrel. Huckabee knows how to utilized a hot-air popcorn maker for squirrel.
Early editions of the "Joy of Cooking" have skinning and cleaning instructions.
OTOH, squirrel populations are cyclical, based on food. Big populations will put a dent in the growth of vegetation, meaning less food, and fewer tree rats the next few years, until the trees and bushes recover.
If you're really lucky, mass migrations of squirrels are not unheard of. Lucky, that is, if you are the origination, and the the destination.
“I have about 10,000 squirrels in my neighborhood...”
My boy would love it. A killer with his pellet gun.
“I have about 10,000 squirrels in my neighborhood”
Ditto for us. And we have a Gamo varmiter. :-)
I’ve eaten a good bit of “Shake-n-bake” squirrel in the past. Pretty darn good.