You need an ID to buy milk duds.
You don’t need an ID to vote.
Without an ID, you can vote multiple times, all fraudulently.
Democrats tend to be the party of voter fraud.
And Food Stamps.
Work with me here...
Milk Duds discriminates against fraudulent voters.
Milk Duds is a right wing conspiracy to end voter fraud and Food Stamp fraud.
Get Eric Holder on the line.
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Yep — theatregoers used to throw them at the screen during corny scenes and they would stick — which made them the UFO of choice.
The theatre would have to scrape them off after the show — which was a pain.
Some theatres then decided not to sell them anymore.
But movie goers would then just stop by the store before the movie and smuggle them in — kind of conceal and carry.
Later they began to sell them again but raised the price considerably to discourage tossing them at anybody or anything.
When a milk dud costs you 50 cents you are more likely to eat it than throw it.
He busy bullying nuns.