If he was peeved by someone texting in a movie theater, imagine how peeved he’ll be in his prison pod, eating spam with a plastic spoon and listening to 19 year old red haired pimple face Johnny Meth-Head ramble on endlessly about how bad ass he used to be. (tee hee!)
With any luck, some of his new "friends" will recognize him as the guy who helped put them there.
People think child molesters have it hard in prison? Nobody has it harder than ex-cops.