I want the sob story to be....”IM an unwed obammy voter and I dont got me no Obammy phone or no Obammy care, so I gots ta sing or sumpin cuz workin just aint my gig”
Hell, at least that story would be honest LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
Well hello, Cheerleaders :)
Sarcasm and air quotes. Good news, ladies. He’s single!