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To: SeekAndFind

I scored 80%!


3 posted on 01/12/2014 11:19:32 AM PST by CrazyIvan (Obama phones= Bread and circuits.)
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To: CrazyIvan

RE: BAD PICKUP LINES

My two favorite letters of the alphabet E Z.

I’m addicted to yes, and I’m allergic to no. So what’s it gonna be?

Hey, why go for the best when you can go for the rest?

Don’t be so picky.... I wasn’t!

Here is $30. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.

Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy

Oh no, I can’t breath! I need mouth to mouth, quick!

I’m gay but you might just turn me straight.

Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I please borrow yours?

I’m sorry, I’m an artist and it’s my job to stare at beautiful women!

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?


10 posted on 01/12/2014 11:25:13 AM PST by SeekAndFind
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