I thank God dogs were left here on earth for us. I’ve had at least 1 dog my entire life.
Let me tell you the best thing about dogs. When I was young I used to work like crazy 80 hrs minimum per week. I could be gone for days straight and when I’d get home the kids would walk by like I never left, the ex would be like (oh you’re back again) but my dog was always very happy to see me. It didn’t matter if you were gone a few days or a trip to the store, It’s always joyful when your dog/s are happy to see ya.
Lock both of them in the trunk of a car for an hour. When you open it up, guess which one is glad to see you.