Ah, make yourself attractive to those outside the curve of normal.
What ever floats their boats.
Might I suggest eBay for that cheap copy of some celebrity's engagement ring, or even a cheap ring that looks like a wedding band?
Or even better, that Irish heart ring and point the heart away from yourself? That way, you can always flip it if you want to be hit on?
I know a woman who refers to them as pest control strips.