[BreezyDog]

You really must be ‘Ol...what are you like 85?

[1rudeboy]

The U.S. Soccer Federation was founded in 1913, so you can do the math . . . .

[Ol' Dan Tucker]

You really must be ‘Ol...what are you like 85?

I don't consider it a girl's sport. I consider it a waste of time. No, wait. Let me correct myself. I consider it a joke.

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