[RandallFlagg]

My dogs apparently aren’t that smart. They crap wherever they feel like it.

And usually take their sweet time looking for, "The Perfect Poop Zone," when it's raining or bitterly cold.

[ilovesarah2012]

Exactly. I’m always telling mine that one spot is as good as another.

[IamConservative]

And usually take their sweet time looking for, "The Perfect Poop Zone," when it's raining or bitterly cold.

Seriously, what is up with that? I have a Visla that takes forever to assume the position. You'd think he was engineering a government benefit.

[verga]

And usually take their sweet time looking for, "The Perfect Poop Zone," when it's raining or bitterly cold.

That is the absolute truth. The worse the weather the longer they take.

[reformedliberal]

Mine has to go through something akin to the Hokey Pokey before deciding, then changing his mind, then going through it all again.

He must go at least 1/2 acre away from the house before even thinking about doing business.