As long as magnatized feet don’t bring poop in the house,he
can spin and squat wherever.
Our black lab always spins counter-clockwise to poop. Sometimes she doesn’t stop moving to let it go. We call her the poop sprinkler...
Maybe we use this information to begin to understand how America elected zero, twice
Dung shui?
Just dang! That could explain why using some toilets is more satisfying than others...
Nancy Pelosi called Harry Reid into her office one day and said, "Harry, I have a plan to win back the hearts of voters in Middle America in 2014!"
"Great Nancy, but how?" asked Harry.
"We'll get some cheap, tacky clothes and shoes, like most Middle Class Americans wear, then stop at the animal shelter and pick up a Labrador retriever.
Then, we'll go to a nice old roadhouse in Texas and show them how much admiration and respect we have for the hard working middle-class people living there."
So they did, and found just the place they were looking for in Odessa, Texas. With the dog in tow, they walked inside and stepped up to the bar.
The Bartender took a step back and said, "Hey! Aren't you Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi?"
"Yes we are!" said Nancy, "And what a lovely town you have here. We were passing through and Harry suggested we stop and take in some local color."
They ordered a round of Lone Star beer for the whole bar, and started chatting up a storm with anyone who would listen.
A few minutes later, a grizzled old rancher came in, walked up to the Labrador, lifted up its tail, looked underneath, shrugged his shoulders and walked out.
A few moments later, in came another old rancher. He walked up to the dog, lifted up its tail, looked underneath, scratched his head and left the bar.
For the next hour, another dozen ranchers came in, lifted the dog's tail, and left shaking their heads.
Finally, Nancy asked, "Why did all those old ranchers come in and look under the dog's tail? Is it some sort of custom?"
"Oh, hell no," said the bartender. "Somebody's running around town tellin' folks there's a Labrador Retriever in here with two assholes!"
Does their nose point north or south?
HA! I always thought they aligned themselves “back to the prevailing winds” so as to not get sneaked up on by a predator...go figure, it was really the magnetic alignment!
My uncle told me that cows in their stalls aligned north-south give the most milk
My old roommate’s one dog had a condition where his mouth was attracted to the magnetic field of his own steaming dogpile.
These people will probably win an Ig.
Dogs do have a special genius when it comes to pooping.
The idiots probably have a fenced in yard that is set up exactly as the street outside, which in turn runs either due N/S or E/W knowing the Germans.
Even big fields have tree lines around them usually running that way, and this more than anything is what probably aligns the dogs. I’ve got to see where this experiment took place before I believed it.
> Czech and German researchers studied 70 dogs during 1,893 defecations and 5,582 urinations over the course of two years...
Lucky bastards.
> ...and found that when the Earth’s magnetic field was stable the dogs chose to align themselves with it.
Yeah, and the buttons at busy crosswalks actually make the light change.
Maybe, they’re just pointing toward the dog star.
Not that this thread ever had much chance for dignity, but it has gone straight to sh!t! ;-)