Or try some Dragon Meat, wrapped in bacon.
http://www.amazon.com/ThinkGeek-Canned-Dragon-Meat/dp/B00FAW08VE/ref=pd_sim_sg_4
Read the comments down-page; they’re hilarious!!!!
Blue Q Breath Spray
http://www.amazon.com/Gag-Gifts-Accept-Aging-Breath/dp/B002Y5KVNA/ref=pd_sbs_t_30