[TXnMA]

"Not Irish, but did you hear the story about the Drunken Scotsman passed out on the side of the road when Two Scots Virgins passed by?"

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Yep!

"Ah dinna ken where ye been, Laddie, but I see ye won first prize!"

'-)

[Little Bill]

There is an unanswered question, after that were they.

There used to be a saying among the Girlies of my generation that the first can come at any time the second takes nine months.

A look at my genealogy pre 1700 seems to prove this.