But when they went to hook up, they discovered that both the float and the truck had a male ball on their hitch hitch, and no one’s been able to make it work, and no one has dared to make the point that they need a female end for it to work correctly.
Positively brilliant. I remember seeing here a story about a truck driver who was hired to pull a parade float and when he arrived learned it had a pro-homo theme. He refused to pull it and was sued or something. If only he'd had your idea and planned accordingly!