[Washi]

I'll be going on vacation from my address at 1234 Elm Street, Ft. Collins, Colorado from December 21 to January 1.

I'll be leaving hundreds of dollars in presents under the tree until I get back.

I hope that nobody finds my spare key which I keep under the welcome mat on the front porch, as all of my neighbors will be out of town too, and nobody will be watching my house.

[JRandomFreeper]

Beat you by mere seconds. ;)

/johnny