Face it, kev, the NFL... 
has gone to the dogs!
Hold on there, pilgrim, our Cowboys... 
still have a dog in the hunt, Bend.
That's right, Duke, but only by a whisker if any at all. Not like my KC Chiefs Defense with No Name... 
that is on a path to greatness!
The Steelers are still mathematically alive, kev, because only a fool... 
would go against the Steeler Nation!
And our Bears are going to eat the Iggles alive! Right, Jake... 
You got it Elwood!
If the Eagles don't play Micheal Vick and lose to them Bears, I will protest... 
it being all racially motivated!
Roger promised me that as soon as the Patriots win the bloody Super Bowl this year, they are moving to London... 
to become the Beefeaters!
Oh my, I want to sit by big when the Pats win... 
so his panting won't go to waste--
Don't count out my San Diego Chargers just yet or my name's not.... 
the Anchor Guinea!
My poor, poor Eli. He needs to get that playoff money to keep on buying me... 
breakfast at Tiffany's!
All I know is that somewhere over the rainbow... 
my Tennessee Titans are winning and winning big!!!!!
Hey, cut Dorthy some slack, she just... 
got out of rehab.
And my Bay Boys, the Niners, have not left... 
the bandstand yet--
Michael is right, I sniffed the smoke from the 9er's locker room... 
and it is all premo high dollar weed!
If only back in 2009, Tony had not run off to Mexico with me... 
he might has beat the Giants, won a Super Bowl and not have all this grief on his shoulders!
Hey, my Buccaneers may be out of it now, but what until next year... 
we will go to the end of the world to win the Super Bowl--
My and Seven's Raiders... 
are going to be no mercy spoilers for the rest of the year!
All of you chill-- The word on the street and in all the Starbucks... 
is that my main man Russell and his Seahawks have the Super Bowl in the bag.
All y'all mark it down. My Saints are going to take care of business! Thanks you, thank you... 
Thank you very much!
I don't really care who wins the Super Bowl as long as I... 
Katy Purrie, gets to headline the halftime show!
Oh, that Katy Purrie! Does she make you as randy... 
as she does me?