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To: Bender2

You can hardly blame Jean for falling for you.

After all, she’s only mortal.


70 posted on 12/06/2013 8:49:11 PM PST by pax_et_bonum (Never Forget the Seals of Extortion 17 - and God Bless America)
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To: pax_et_bonum; big'ol_freeper; shove_it; TrueKnightGalahad; Larry Lucido; Diplomat; RockinRight; ...
Re: You can hardly blame Jean for falling for you. After all, she’s-- She's-- She is... only mortal.

Now, Pax... we've discussed this--

I cannot be faithful... to any one woman.

It is just not... in my programming!

Give it a rest, Bend. I tried that with Monica... and it didn't work worth a damn!

Yeah, Bendy, it never worked for me... and I was gay!

Well, Bill, Rock, you guys had a handicap. You... were merely men--

Pax, we have a support group for us gals who wanted Bendy... to be faithful and lost--

We meet at midnight every Wednesday... at Jerry World.

Get there early... to make sure you get a seat!

Just a hint but if you wear black lingerie... the venders give you a discount on soft drinks and nachos--

And, Pax, make sure you wash up before going. They got... this thing about not smelling!

75 posted on 12/07/2013 5:55:47 AM PST by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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