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Darks, have a few results back on the preliminary tests being run to confirm or to not confirm the information presented which and I quote ... </I>{Hey, we’re all dead from Elenin! Honest!}</I>.
Darks, preliminary test result confirm, your honesty. I simply do not have the time to panic right now though.

[no-to-illegals]

See that error ... Death caused that.

[no-to-illegals]

Darks, the tests results are more disturbing that I first thought. Other preliminary results are starting to come in ... It appears our senses never picked up on there was a death delay resulting in the common space time continuum and the time of arrival was delayed further by the additional comets and physics law not fully understood yet. It was a quantum phase shift of sorts and nobody realized we were all dead. It appears to be an ongoing phenomena and corrective spelling or smelting of this event as well as comprehension of our demise has been delayed. The readings are off the chart. Where is Einstein when you need him? Dang, turns out he may be dead too.