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To: CrazyIvan

Mark Twain once went on book tour with a fellow author who was such a lush that Twain locked him in their hotel room until it was time for them to go & speak before their admirers.

When Twain unlocked the door his colleague was even drunker than before. The confined author had bribed a bellhop to hold a bottle of whiskey on the other side of the door with a straw through the keyhole, and he imbibed deeply.

Anyway, I once had a beautiful cat who came when I called on any occasion, & always craved attention. I had rescued her as a kitten & my wife said she was `my cat’. Miss them both......


87 posted on 12/02/2013 7:19:35 PM PST by elcid1970 ("In the modern world, Muslims are living fossils.")
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To: elcid1970
Was reading Mark Twain today, and on trudging through and beyond difficulties he offered a succinct, thoughtful nugget:

"Adversity introduces a man to himself."

88 posted on 12/02/2013 7:28:18 PM PST by Dysart (Obamacare: "We are losing money on every subscriber-- but we will make it up in volume!")
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To: elcid1970
"... I had rescued her as a kitten & my wife said she was `my cat’. Miss them both..."

SIgh. Life here is so short for all of us, but sometimes longest for those who are left.

93 posted on 12/02/2013 8:14:50 PM PST by rlmorel ("A nation, despicable by its weakness, forfeits even the privilege of being neutral." A. Hamilton)
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