Suffice it to say that I have read “Miss Manners Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behavior”.
A lot of good stuff in there, if you like getting on people’s nerves.
“Suffice it to say that I have read Miss Manners Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behavior.”
“Begin the excrutiations!” commanded the properly dressed cacodaemon looking leader, his facial hair perfectly trimmed, his hat set just so.
As if on cue, hundreds of harpy like voices began chanting at the victim that he was holding his teacup wrong, his tie was incorrect/ugly/knotted wrong/crooked, his elbows were on the table, he had improper eyewear, and that his vehicle was of a plebian sorts such as to cause commoners to weep.
“I’m just the mailman!” protested the victim.