[moose07]

Now that is genuine frontier gibberish!
One can only admire the artistic creative talents displayed in such an impressive outpouring...

“self-loathing spider “
“psychotic bottle of beer”
“linguistic formless void”
“incinerated burglar gets stinking drunk”
“secretly righteous fire hydrant “

The Ending is comparable to anything created by the 18th century poetical masters....
“but it takes a real nation to compete with a miserly movie theater.”

Coffee ,need Coffee...

[theneanderthal]

Not mine. I grabbed that off the net somewhere. Long long ago.

[null and void]

It is slightly reminiscent of Vogon poetry...