Years ago, I kept getting annoyance calls about “septic tank enzymes”. I tried everything to make them stop, then got exasperated enough to try a different tactic.
Next time they called, I answered in a hillbilly voice and had a conversation with the salesman:
Wait; you said septic tank enzymes?
YES! Our special enzy...
Y’all mean they go in a septic tank?
YES! They prev...
We’uns ain’t got one a them fancy things; we jist run a pipe down to the crick.
(dead silence) ...click.
Never called back.
That was then. Now if I did that, the unamused feds would show up with an interagency SWAT team and a dozen warrants.
LOL! Roger that. Except the epa would show up with the “new, improved” officers of the US Police Force, the dhs. Seems like “they” show up for everything any more. They have to ensure that there’s no link to terrorism. You know, Christians, Tea party folks or former military persons.